{"title":"Funny Art Prints","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eArt that makes a guest stop mid-sentence and ask what they are looking at.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Art Prints by the Crum Family\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are not a joke family. We are a family that notices things, and some of the things are funny. A Big Mac preserved in a Gerber jar. The Arnolfini Wedding relocated to a Taco Bell, little dog still in the frame. A raccoon with a can of Ranch Style Beans and no plan. Venus de Milo holding a slice. Award ribbons for Loser, Slay, and Best in Show Scum. A banana taped to Texas. These are funny art prints drawn and painted in Fort Worth, Texas, by four people who think a wall should have at least one thing on it that makes you laugh out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWeird Art, the Good Kind\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome of this leans weird. The UFO Diner, the Creation of Sonic, the Duck Lady, the Cigarettes \u0026amp; Oranges mosaic. It is quirky wall art with dream logic, familiar things made slightly unfamiliar, bright color paired with an uncanny calm. People call it weirdcore and we do not argue. The faces that tip into unsettling, Pennywise, Mr. Furley, the raccoons, live next door in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/horror-art\"\u003ehorror art\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere Funny Art Hangs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe powder room, where a guest is stuck looking at your walls for eleven seconds. The kitchen, next to the toaster. The bar cart. The dorm. The office wall that needs one thing on it that is not a certificate. Three 11x14s in a row is a conversation; the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-weirdcore-set\"\u003eWeirdcore Set\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-big-sky-signs-set\"\u003eBig Sky Signs Set\u003c\/a\u003e are the ones we would hang together. Every print is signed for you by hand and sized to fit a frame from any store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat makes funny wall art actually funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e Restraint. One strange thing in an otherwise serious frame. A Big Mac painted like a Dutch still life is funnier than a cartoon of a Big Mac. Everything here is painted straight; the joke is in what got painted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is weirdcore art?\u003c\/strong\u003e An aesthetic built on dream logic: nostalgic, familiar imagery made slightly off, with a surreal edge. Our version is fast food out of context, Old Masters in the wrong century, and animals with agendas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs funny art a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e It is the housewarming gift people actually hang, because it is the one they will be asked about. The ribbons are the safe pick. The Gerber Big Mac is for the friend with a sense of humor you are sure about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho makes these?\u003c\/strong\u003e Mostly Caya Crum, with Betsy's Vienna Sausage and Liquid Paper, Carl's signs, and Tavi's cigarette with a bow. A family of four in Fort Worth, Texas, two generations, since 1996.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore in this direction: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bathroom-wall-art\"\u003ebathroom wall art\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kitchen-wall-art\"\u003ekitchen wall art\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/cigarette-art\"\u003ecigarette art\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fridge-cig-art\"\u003efridge cig and Diet Coke art\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dopamine-decor\"\u003edopamine decor\u003c\/a\u003e, or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/horror-art\"\u003ehorror art\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"jiff-raccoon-weirdcore","title":"Horror Art | Jiff Raccoon Print | Caya Crum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA raccoon who found the Jif jar, made peace with the consequences, and is not sorry.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eJiff Raccoon — Horror Art Print by Caya Crum\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA peanut-butter-loving trash panda rendered in Caya Crum's bold, slightly unhinged style — the kind of raccoon art that earns a double-take from across the room. Real anatomy, unreal colour: that gap is what makes it \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/horror-art\"\u003ehorror art\u003c\/a\u003e rather than wildlife art.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is small-room art. As bathroom art or powder room art it gives a guest the few uninterrupted seconds it takes to notice the peanut butter, which is exactly where the joke lands — the same reason it sits comfortably beside the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-bathroom-art\"\u003efunny bathroom art\u003c\/a\u003e. As entryway art it announces a house that does not take itself seriously, and it holds a wall near the pantry door alongside the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kitchen-wall-art\"\u003ekitchen wall art\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA raccoon in the peanut butter — someone had to document it. 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This bold piece of pink wall art and weirdcore art holds its own on a statement gallery wall, in a powder room, or over a vanity — and lands as a cheeky, unexpected gift for a dentist, orthodontist, or anyone who appreciates a smile with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePunk rock dental records. 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Caya Crum paints them loose and unbothered — quick strokes, no fussing — which is the right way to paint something that spent its whole life burning down. Each one is finished. None of them look sorry. If five feels like a short lineup, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cigarette-study-in-pink-art-print-caya-crum\"\u003eCigarette Study in pink\u003c\/a\u003e runs a lucky thirteen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe title says Cigarette Romance, and the picture keeps its word: the moodiest subject in the house, painted in the sweetest color on the shelf. That gap between the candy palette and the burned-out cast is where the whole thing lives — an ordinary object handed more tenderness than it was ever promised. Each of those cigarettes got lit for a reason: a long phone call, a parking lot, a person. What's left standing is the evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bar-cart-art\"\u003ebar cart\u003c\/a\u003e it's practically a mission statement. It can hold a powder room wall alone, anchors a gallery wall as the piece guests point at first, and runs naturally with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pink-wall-art\"\u003epink wall art\u003c\/a\u003e and the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/weirdcore-art\"\u003eweirdcore art\u003c\/a\u003e family — a genre that frames the things nobody frames, which this piece might be the flag of. 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If you're building out Caya's strange, sweet universe, start with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/jiff-raccoon-weirdcore\"\u003eJiff Raccoon\u003c\/a\u003e and the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/fridge-cig-art-print\"\u003eFridge Cigarette Diet Coke\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crum Art","offers":[{"title":"8x10 (matted)","offer_id":45974518628541,"sku":"cigs-pink-weirdcore-8x10UnframedMattedto11x14","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11x14","offer_id":45974518661309,"sku":"cigs-pink-weirdcore-11x14Unframed","price":58.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16x20","offer_id":46836823228605,"sku":"cigs-pink-weirdcore-16x20","price":78.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18x24","offer_id":46836823261373,"sku":"cigs-pink-weirdcore-18x24","price":88.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24x36","offer_id":46836823294141,"sku":"cigs-pink-weirdcore-24x36","price":115.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/3439\/1229\/files\/cigs-pink-weirdcore-gold-frame-mockup-4x5.jpg?v=1788966564"},{"product_id":"creation-of-sonic","title":"Weirdcore Art | Creation of Sonic Print | Caya Crum","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTwo fingers reach across the heavens — not for the spark of life, but for a burger.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCreation of Sonic — Old Masters Parody by Caya Crum\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cheeky riff on Michelangelo's most famous ceiling, where the divine touch delivers fast food instead of a soul. The gap between the two hands is the whole painting, and Caya keeps the reverence completely straight, which is what makes it land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was made for a dorm wall and it holds up long after. As kitchen art it earns a laugh over the counter, as \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bar-cart-art\"\u003ebar art\u003c\/a\u003e it does the same near a cart, and in a powder room it gets a guest alone with it for a minute, which is the ideal viewing condition for a joke this specific. It also sits comfortably as gallery wall art beside the other parodies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want the whole museum-gone-wrong wall, it hangs with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/arnolfini-taco-bell\"\u003eTaco Bell Arnolfini\u003c\/a\u003e and the rest of the Old Masters set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaya Crum painted it, working in Texas. 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Betsy Crum works in line here rather than colour, so the ascot, the collar and the raised eyebrow have to carry the whole joke, and they do. On a wall of loud prints, this is the one that whispers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlack and white reads cleanly at walking pace, which makes it natural hallway art, and it will not argue with your paint colour. A den or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/office-wall-art\"\u003ehome office\u003c\/a\u003e suits it equally well, and on a gallery wall it does the job of the quiet ink piece between the colour prints — \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/build-a-gallery-wall\"\u003ebuild a gallery wall\u003c\/a\u003e around it. As entryway art, guests are met by an ascot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMr. Furley's wardrobe deserved its own show. 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The florals, the apron and the ducks are pure cottagecore; the flat colour and the unblinking stare are weirdcore. The tension between the two is the painting — cosy and faintly unsettling in the same glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eKitchen wall art is the most natural fit, since feeding people is her whole nature — she belongs with the rest of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/kitchen-wall-art\"\u003ekitchen wall art\u003c\/a\u003e. As nursery wall art the ducks do the heavy lifting and the storybook quality reads sweetly to a small child, which is why she turns up in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/baby-gifts\"\u003ebaby gifts\u003c\/a\u003e. As powder room art she watches the guests, which is funnier than it sounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Duck Lady asks no questions and answers none. 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Old-masters gravitas meets drive-through devotion, and neither side blinks. The couple are taking this every bit as seriously as the original pair did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sunset palette is warmer than most joke prints, so it does not fight a real room. It earns its keep as kitchen art, as \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/bar-cart-art\"\u003ebar art\u003c\/a\u003e near a cart, and in a powder room where a guest has a full minute to work out what is wrong with it. Hang it with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/creation-of-sonic\"\u003eCreation of Sonic\u003c\/a\u003e and the rest of the Old Masters set for a museum-gone-wrong gallery wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaya Crum painted it, working in Texas. 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Down in the dark bushes, little glowing critter eyes watch the front desk. A striped snake crosses the sand like he's late for something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's Caya's strange and perfect roadside West — our favorite motel that doesn't exist — humor, bite, and a sunset worth pulling over for. Vacancy status unknown; the snake won't say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere It'll Work in Your House\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe neon-sign glow was made for a bathroom, powder room, or entryway — small rooms that deserve a destination. 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You'd hear Elvis Costello's \"Good Year for the Roses\" on college radio — a song about a lover's cigarettes left cold in an ashtray. He didn't write it, but dang, he sure gave it life and emotion — and nobody thought twice about the subject. Even the good girls smoked. Restaurants had smoking sections, ashtrays sat on tables like salt and pepper, and a pack in a purse said nothing about you except what decade it was. It was an era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach one is painted individually and none of them match. Some are burned to the filter, some barely touched. The reds run from scarlet to a deep rust; the whites go grey-blue where the ash starts. The rows are almost tidy and not quite — one leans, one sits shorter than the rest — and that small failure of order is what makes it a painting rather than a diagram.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a still life about aftermath. Somebody sat there a long time. 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Under it, in parentheses, \u003cem\u003eA Beginner's Guide\u003c\/em\u003e, which is the part that makes people laugh out loud in the hallway. The spine is striped, the flap is pink, and the painting has the slight crookedness of something made by hand rather than typeset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt belongs in an \u003cstrong\u003eoffice\u003c\/strong\u003e, a study, or the one bathroom where guests actually read the wall. Pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/get-off-your-phone-typography-print-betsy-crum\"\u003eGet Off Your Phone\u003c\/a\u003e print for a matched set of advice nobody takes. More in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/office-wall-art\"\u003eOffice Wall Art\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-bathroom-art\"\u003eFunny Bathroom Art\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/quotes-wall-art\"\u003etypography and quotes\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaya Crum, who has a lot of books. 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The red is the whole design. It turns a scold into a pair of stop lights and makes the thing readable from the far side of the room. Betsy made it as a note for the studio wall and it did not stay there. It is the one customers photograph most on the bathroom wall, which says something about where people do their thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works as \u003cstrong\u003eoffice wall art\u003c\/strong\u003e and as \u003cstrong\u003ebedroom wall art\u003c\/strong\u003e, and it is the middle print of a set with \u003ca href=\"\/products\/get-off-your-phone-typography-print-betsy-crum\"\u003eGet Off Your Phone\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/start-being-tacos-typography-print-betsy-crum\"\u003eStart Being Tacos\u003c\/a\u003e. 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