Galentines Day Gift

Half of this is inside jokes with frames on them. Bitch Cake, the Slay Ribbon, Best in Show Scum Ribbon and Be Nice are for the friend whose sense of humor is well documented. The Diet Coke wing is real and it is deep: Fridge Cigarette Diet Coke, Fridge Cig Neat, a straight Diet Coke Painting, and Diet Coke & Bluebonnets. Disco comes in as the Pastel Coquette ball and a Disco Cactus. Then Dolly Parton Rainbow, the Feminist Club Poster, HOPE, No Crying At The Rodeo, and quote prints from Jerry Hall and Mary Kay — two Texas women who were never quiet about anything. Cowgirls Tavi, Martha and Mildred Free & Wild hold up the other end, along with Venus de Milo & Pizza.

The logistics

I'm buying for five friends. Same print or different? Different, same size. 11x14 across the group keeps the spend even and gives everyone something that's clearly theirs — one gets Banana Kitty, one gets the Bucking Horse, one gets Free Your Mind.

How much is the right amount to spend? This is not a jewelry holiday. Small prints do the work, and nobody at the table wants to feel outspent.

Will she actually get it? If you can already hear her reaction, buy it. If you're explaining the joke to yourself, go to Panther City or Rosie Cowgirl Cat instead — warm lands better than clever you have to defend.

When should I order? Prints are made to order, so allow production time plus transit and do not leave it to the week itself. Galentine's tends to get remembered on February 11.

Galentine's rewards a little planning: quote prints for the group chat's patron saints, pink wall art for the brunch-table photo, and cowgirl art for whoever would rather be riding.