Funny Bathroom Art

Eleven seconds, no phone, no conversation.

Give them something to read.

Funny Bathroom Art for the Powder Room

A bathroom is the one room where a guest is stuck looking at your walls with nothing else to do. That is a gift to anyone who hangs the right print. It is the reason funny bathroom art is worth more thought than the towels. This collection of bathroom wall art is drawn and painted by the Crum family in Fort Worth, Texas, and printed to order in standard frame sizes.

The Print This Collection Grew Around

Carl's You Are the Best Looking Person Here is the piece this collection grew around. It goes over the sink. It is true for whoever happens to be reading it. It has never once failed. Beside it hangs Caya's No A-Holes Neon Desert, buzzing in pink, and two mouths: Punk Teeth & Lips and the Gap Toothed Lips. Above a mirror they read either as encouragement to brush or as a threat.

The Weird Half

The weirdcore half is where bathroom art gets strange in the way people photograph. Jiff the raccoon. Mr. Furley. Frank N. Furter. A Big Mac in a Gerber jar. The Arnolfini Wedding relocated to a Taco Bell, little dog still in the frame. Venus de Milo holding a slice. Nobody has ever walked out of a powder room and asked about the paint color.

Ribbons, Cats and One Hot Dog

Then the ribbons, which are the closest thing we make to funny bathroom signs: Loser, Best in Show Scum, and Slay. Three award ribbons for the things nobody hands out ribbons for. And the cats, because Caya's smoking cats have quietly carried our cat wall art for two years, and Frankie the fish cat belongs in a bathroom on grounds we consider self-evident. Hot Buns is here for the reason you think.

Questions

What makes good bathroom wall art? Something short enough to read in eleven seconds and funny enough to repeat at dinner. Quotes, ribbons and one strange animal do the job. Save the big landscapes for the living room.

What size print works in a bathroom? One 8x10 or 11x14 over the toilet or beside the mirror is plenty in a powder room. In a full bath, run three small prints above the towel bar. All of these art prints come in standard sizes, so a frame with glass from any store fits.

Will steam hurt the print? Put it in a frame with glass and keep it off the wall directly over the shower. Cotton rag paper does fine in a bathroom that has a fan.

Is funny bathroom art a good gift? It is the housewarming gift people actually hang. The Best Looking Person print is the safe pick, and it needs no explanation on the card.

Do you have bathroom art that is not rude? Yes. The Be Nice Big Texas Sky print, Good Vibes, the cats and the ribbons all pass the in-laws test. The lips and the neon desert are for a braver powder room.

Hang one over the toilet, three above the towel bar, or run the whole wall. More in this direction: weirdcore art, typography and quote prints, pink wall art, dopamine decor, or build a gallery wall.