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How to Avoid Everything and Still Seem Productive — Funny Wall Art by Caya Crum
Caya painted a hardback that does not exist: navy cloth, a little worn at the corners, the title hand-lettered in orange across the whole front because a book like this would not hide its point. Under it, in parentheses, A Beginner's Guide, which is the part that makes people laugh out loud in the hallway. The spine is striped, the flap is pink, and the painting has the slight crookedness of something made by hand rather than typeset.
It belongs in an office, a study, or the one bathroom where guests actually read the wall. Pair it with the Get Off Your Phone print for a matched set of advice nobody takes. More in Office Wall Art, Funny Bathroom Art and typography and quotes.
Caya Crum, who has a lot of books. Original family artwork, printed to order; the rest of her shelf is in Caya Crum Art.
Fine Art Prints Made in Fort Worth, Texas
Since 1996, Crum Art has created original art, paintings, and fine art prints in Fort Worth, showing and selling work at hundreds of art shows across Texas.
Print Details
- Museum-grade giclee: archival pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper
- Unframed and sized to fit standard frames
- Studio-made, artist-signed prints only available directly from Crum Art
Made in Texas.
Made with love. Signed by hand. Shipped with care. Hung with joy.
How to Avoid Everything Book
Fine Art Print by Caya Crum
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- Signed by hand
- Archival paper
- Ships in 3–5 days
- Standard frame sizes
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Product FAQ
Is this a real book?
No. Caya painted the cover of the book she wished existed. The title is the whole text.
Who is the How to Avoid Everything print for?
Anyone with a desk. It is a coworker gift, a grad gift, a dorm wall, or the thing you hang in your own office and do not explain.
What does the painting look like up close?
A navy hardback with orange hand-lettering, a pink-and-green cover flap, and a striped spine, all painted loose enough that the brush shows.
Where does it hang?
Above a desk, in a hallway where people wait, or in a bathroom where it gets read twice a day.
Will this look like an original painting or a print?
Crum Art takes the scanning and photographing of original paintings seriously — we work to capture the texture of the canvas or paper the original was created on, so that texture shows through in the print. Combined with the cotton rag paper’s own subtle surface and the hand-signing, many customers say they cannot tell if it’s an original or a print. That’s intentional. These are not flat digital reproductions — they are fine art prints that carry the soul of the original.
What sizes does this print come in?
Our fine art prints are available in standard rectangle and square sizes. Rectangles: 8x10 unframed matted to 11x14, 11x14 unframed, 16x20, 18x24, and 24x36. Squares: 8x8 unframed matted to 12x12, 12x12 unframed, 16x16, 20x20, and 24x24. Each size ships ready to frame, making it easy to find the right fit for your wall.
How do I make a gallery wall with art prints?
Start with an anchor piece and build outward — many Crum Art prints are part of series designed to group together as a statement gallery wall, or hang individually as standalone pieces. Since every image is sized to fit standard frames, mixing sizes is easy: lay the arrangement out on the floor first, keep about two to three inches between frames, and center the whole grouping at eye level.