Gifts for People Who Have Everything | Funny Texas Art & Small Goods

They do not have a painting of an Allsup's.

Gifts for the Person Who Has Everything

Some people are hard to buy for because they already own the good version of everything. Nobody owns a Dr Pepper Warhol grid, a Money Cow, or a fridge cigarette painted by a Crum. That is the whole idea of this page: signed prints and small studio goods that are about the places, habits and little obsessions a person is actually attached to. The gas station they stop at on the way to the ranch. The Diet Coke at 3 PM. The cat who looks like he smokes. You are not buying them décor; you are telling them you noticed.

How to Pick

Start with the thing they always talk about. Texas roads: Allsup's Under a Big Sky, Dollar General Marfa, the Taco Bell drive-thru sign. The drink: Dr Pepper, Diet Coke and the fridge cig, Topo Chico. The animal: Money Cow, Cataburger, Raccoon & Ranch Style Beans. The attitude: Best Looking Person Here, Be Nice, Get Off Your Phone.

Under $25, for the stocking or the desk: the Cigarette with a Bow cocktail napkins, the pink glass ashtray that becomes a ring dish, and the Things I Have Been Avoiding notepad. See everything under $25.

Prints start at $50 in the 8x10 matted size and ship flat from Fort Worth. Any three prints are 20% off at checkout, which is how most of these end up as a set of three on one wall.

Questions

Who makes these? Betsy, Carl, Caya and Tavi Crum, a two-generation art family in Fort Worth, Texas, selling at shows since 1996. Original family artwork, printed to order and signed.

What if they already have one? Then they are a Crum Art person and you are safe with anything on the new print drop.

Is there a gift card? Yes, for the person who has everything and strong opinions about it: the Crum Art gift card, emailed the minute you buy it, from $25.