Western Art · No Assholes Allowed
Cool art prints by Betsy Crum
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The sign sits low and the West Texas sky takes most of the frame, pale orange sunset fading into mint. The smiley face on top is winking; the rule of the house is spelled out in black and red marquee letters. One of the Big Sky series. More in Western Art.
Art Prints Made in Fort Worth, Texas
Since 1996, Crum Art has created original art, paintings, and art prints in Fort Worth, showing and selling work at hundreds of art shows across Texas.
Every print is made here in Fort Worth after you order it, signed, and on its way in 1–3 business days.
Print Details
- Museum-grade giclee: archival pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper
- Unframed and sized to fit standard frames
- Studio-made, artist-signed prints only available directly from Crum Art
Made in Texas.
Made with love. Signed by hand. Shipped with care. Hung with joy.
No Assholes Allowed
Art Prints by Betsy Crum
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- Signed by hand
- Archival paper
- Standard frame sizes
- 14-day returns
Ships from Fort Worth in 1–3 business days · $4.95 flat, free over $100 · Questions? Text 817-965-0169
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Product FAQ
What does the sign in this print actually say?
"No Assholes Allowed," under a red banner wishing you a nice evening. It's a house rule, cheerfully enforced — not angry, just admirably clear about the terms of entry.
Why is there a smiley face on top of a warning sign?
Because Texas hospitality comes with terms. You are enormously welcome here, provided you behave, and the smiley is proof that nobody's holding a grudge about the arrangement.
Where does a print like this belong?
Anywhere the rule applies: an entryway, a garage, a home bar, or an office with a door you occasionally need to close. Policy reads best when it's posted at the threshold.
Who do people buy this print for?
New homeowners setting the tone, anyone building out a bar wall, and a remarkable number of dads. It's the rare gift that works as a compliment and a warning at the same time.
Will this look like an original painting or a print?
Crum Art takes the scanning and photographing of original paintings seriously — we work to capture the texture of the canvas or paper the original was created on, so that texture shows through in the print. Combined with the cotton rag paper’s own subtle surface and the hand-signing, many customers say they cannot tell if it’s an original or a print. That’s intentional. These are not flat digital reproductions — they are art prints that carry the soul of the original.
What sizes does this print come in?
Our art prints are available in standard rectangle and square sizes. Rectangles: 8x10 unframed matted to 11x14, 11x14 unframed, 16x20, 18x24, and 24x36. Squares: 8x8 unframed matted to 12x12, 12x12 unframed, 16x16, 20x20, and 24x24. Each size ships ready to frame, making it easy to find the right fit for your wall.
How do I make a gallery wall with art prints?
Start with an anchor piece and build outward — many Crum Art prints are part of series designed to group together as a statement gallery wall, or hang individually as standalone pieces. Since every image is sized to fit standard frames, mixing sizes is easy: lay the arrangement out on the floor first, keep about two to three inches between frames, and center the whole grouping at eye level.