Birth of Venus Parody · Venus on a Pizza

Cool art prints by Caya Crum

Venus on a slice of pepperoni, two winds carrying the delivery bag, and an attendant holding out the open box.
Venus de Milo & Pizza — old masters art print by Caya Crum in a horizontal carved wood frame

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Venus de Milo & Pizza old masters art print by Caya Crum — in a gold frame Venus de Milo & Pizza — old masters art print by Caya Crum in a horizontal carved wood frame Venus de Milo & Pizza old masters art print by Caya Crum — horizontal room scene Venus de Milo & Pizza old masters art print by Caya Crum — with white mat 100% cotton rag fine art paper texture larger prints ship rolled in protective tube
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Print Size Guide

Vertical Prints

7 FT SOFA (REFERENCE) 8×10" 11×14" 16×20" 18×24" 24×36"

All prints ship unframed. Rectangular and square prints fit standard frame sizes.

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Botticelli put her on a scallop shell in the 1480s; here she rides in on a slice. The winds on the left blow her to shore with the delivery bag in hand, and the attendant on the right has the box open and waiting. Everything else is where he left it: the green sea, the dark grove, the long red hair. For the friend who took art history and is always hungry.

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Art Prints Made in Fort Worth, Texas

Since 1996, Crum Art has created original art, paintings, and art prints in Fort Worth, showing and selling work at hundreds of art shows across Texas.

Every print is made here in Fort Worth after you order it, signed, and on its way in 1–3 business days.

Print Details

  • Museum-grade giclee: archival pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper
  • Unframed and sized to fit standard frames
  • Studio-made, artist-signed prints only available directly from Crum Art

Made in Texas.

Made with love. Signed by hand. Shipped with care. Hung with joy.

Product FAQ

What is the joke here?

Venus de Milo and a pizza in the same picture. She lost her arms, the pizza survived, and neither fact is commented on.

Which room is this for?

A kitchen, a dining room, or a dorm. Anywhere food and art history are already arguing and could use a referee.

Who finds this funny enough to hang?

Art history majors, pizza loyalists, and the friend whose apartment needs one thing on the wall that is not a band poster.

What else does Caya do to the old masters?

The Vienna Sausage Picnic and the Arnolfini Taco Bell run the same play. Straight-faced classical technique, ridiculous food.

Will this look like an original painting or a print?

Crum Art takes the scanning and photographing of original paintings seriously — we work to capture the texture of the canvas or paper the original was created on, so that texture shows through in the print. Combined with the cotton rag paper’s own subtle surface and the hand-signing, many customers say they cannot tell if it’s an original or a print. That’s intentional. These are not flat digital reproductions — they are art prints that carry the soul of the original.

What sizes does this print come in?

Our art prints are available in standard rectangle and square sizes. Rectangles: 8x10 unframed matted to 11x14, 11x14 unframed, 16x20, 18x24, and 24x36. Squares: 8x8 unframed matted to 12x12, 12x12 unframed, 16x16, 20x20, and 24x24. Each size ships ready to frame, making it easy to find the right fit for your wall.

How do I make a gallery wall with art prints?

Start with an anchor piece and build outward — many Crum Art prints are part of series designed to group together as a statement gallery wall, or hang individually as standalone pieces. Since every image is sized to fit standard frames, mixing sizes is easy: lay the arrangement out on the floor first, keep about two to three inches between frames, and center the whole grouping at eye level.