Be Nice & No Assholes Allowed · Set of 2 Texas Sign Art Prints

Set of 2 art prints by Betsy Crum

Two Texas signs under a big Texas sky, Be Nice and No Assholes Allowed, funny office wall art that posts the house rules.
Be Nice and No Assholes Allowed, a pair of Texas sign art prints by Betsy Crum in carved wood frames, Crum Art

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Be Nice and No Assholes Allowed, a pair of Texas sign art prints by Betsy Crum in carved wood frames, Crum Art Be Nice Unless You Have to Be a Bitch, one of the 2 prints in the Be Nice and No Assholes Allowed pair by Betsy Crum No Assholes Allowed, one of the 2 prints in the Be Nice and No Assholes Allowed pair by Betsy Crum Art Print Tube High Quality Paper
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Be Nice
No Assholes Allowed

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Vertical Prints

7 FT SOFA (REFERENCE) 8×10" 11×14" 16×20" 18×24" 24×36"

All prints ship unframed. Rectangular and square prints fit standard frame sizes.

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A blue sign cut in the shape of Texas, gold star in the middle, reads BE NICE UNLESS YOU HAVE TO BE A BITCH under a purple and pink sunset, and a winking smiley over a HAVE A NICE EVENING arrow announces NO ASSHOLES ALLOWED from a cactus post, photo collages by Betsy Crum. Hung as a pair in the office or by the front door, they set the house rules.

Each is also sold on its own: Be Nice and No Assholes Allowed.

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Art Prints Made in Fort Worth, Texas

Since 1996, Crum Art has created original art, paintings, and art prints in Fort Worth, showing and selling work at hundreds of art shows across Texas.

Every print is made here in Fort Worth after you order it, signed, and on its way in 1–3 business days.

Print Details

  • Museum-grade giclee: archival pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper
  • Unframed and sized to fit standard frames
  • Studio-made, artist-signed prints only available directly from Crum Art

Made in Texas.

Made with love. Signed by hand. Shipped with care. Hung with joy.

Product FAQ

Will this look like an original painting or a print?

Crum Art takes the scanning and photographing of original paintings seriously — we work to capture the texture of the canvas or paper the original was created on, so that texture shows through in the print. Combined with the cotton rag paper’s own subtle surface and the hand-signing, many customers say they cannot tell if it’s an original or a print. That’s intentional. These are not flat digital reproductions — they are art prints that carry the soul of the original.

What sizes does this print come in?

Our art prints are available in standard rectangle and square sizes. Rectangles: 8x10 unframed matted to 11x14, 11x14 unframed, 16x20, 18x24, and 24x36. Squares: 8x8 unframed matted to 12x12, 12x12 unframed, 16x16, 20x20, and 24x24. Each size ships ready to frame, making it easy to find the right fit for your wall.

How do I make a gallery wall with art prints?

Start with an anchor piece and build outward — many Crum Art prints are part of series designed to group together as a statement gallery wall, or hang individually as standalone pieces. Since every image is sized to fit standard frames, mixing sizes is easy: lay the arrangement out on the floor first, keep about two to three inches between frames, and center the whole grouping at eye level.