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No Assholes Allowed — Funny Office Art by Betsy Crum
An open Texas sky and some straight-talking Texas policy. It nods to Southwest Airlines founder Herb Kelleher, whose office famously ran on the same rule, and Betsy paints it as roadside signage because that is where plain instruction of this kind usually turns up. Clean lines, bold sky, and a punchline that lands without shouting.
Where It'll Work in Your House
This was built to be office wall art. Law practices, workspaces, the wall behind a desk, and any door where expectations are better set early. It does the same job as entryway art in a house that runs on the same policy, and it holds a small wall alone without needing company.
If you want the sign smaller and the weather bigger, the big-sky edition drops it low in the frame and hands most of the picture to the sunset. For the other half of the house rules, Be Nice covers the desk.
Betsy Crum painted it, working in Texas. Original family artwork, printed to order — more of Betsy's work here.
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Fine Art Prints Made in Fort Worth, Texas
Since 1996, Crum Art has created original art, paintings, and fine art prints in Fort Worth, showing and selling work at hundreds of art shows across Texas.
Print Details
- Museum-grade giclee: archival pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper
- Unframed and sized to fit standard frames
- Studio-made, artist-signed prints only available directly from Crum Art
Made in Texas.
Made with love. Signed by hand. Shipped with care. Hung with joy.
No Assholes Allowed
Fine Art Print by Betsy Crum
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- Signed by hand
- Archival paper
- Ships in 3–5 days
- Standard frame sizes
Ships from Fort Worth · $4.95 flat, free over $100 · 14-day returns
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Product FAQ
What does the No Assholes Allowed sign say?
No Assholes Allowed, with Have a Nice Evening underneath it. Betsy paints it in real roadside-sign format, standing under an open Texas sky.
Where does the No Assholes Allowed line come from?
It nods to Southwest Airlines founder Herb Kelleher, whose office ran on the same rule. Betsy puts it on signage because that is where plain Texas instruction usually turns up.
Where does No Assholes Allowed hang best?
It was built to be office wall art: law practices, workspaces, and any door where expectations need setting early. It does the same job as entryway art in a house that runs on the same policy.
How is this different from the big-sky No Aholes print?
This one keeps the sign front and centre, so the message reads first. The big-sky edition drops the sign low in the frame and hands most of the picture to the sunset.
Will this look like an original painting or a print?
Crum Art takes the scanning and photographing of original paintings seriously — we work to capture the texture of the canvas or paper the original was created on, so that texture shows through in the print. Combined with the cotton rag paper’s own subtle surface and the hand-signing, many customers say they cannot tell if it’s an original or a print. That’s intentional. These are not flat digital reproductions — they are fine art prints that carry the soul of the original.
What sizes does this print come in?
Our fine art prints are available in standard rectangle and square sizes. Rectangles: 8x10 unframed matted to 11x14, 11x14 unframed, 16x20, 18x24, and 24x36. Squares: 8x8 unframed matted to 12x12, 12x12 unframed, 16x16, 20x20, and 24x24. Each size ships ready to frame, making it easy to find the right fit for your wall.
How do I make a gallery wall with art prints?
Start with an anchor piece and build outward — many Crum Art prints are part of series designed to group together as a statement gallery wall, or hang individually as standalone pieces. Since every image is sized to fit standard frames, mixing sizes is easy: lay the arrangement out on the floor first, keep about two to three inches between frames, and center the whole grouping at eye level.