Office Wall Art · No Assholes Allowed
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A yellow smiley mid-wink, a red Have a Nice Evening! banner, and the house rule in black and red marquee letters. No power lines, no parking lot, no distractions, just the sign the way memory keeps it, up against a pale orange and mint Texas sunset. Herb Kelleher built Southwest Airlines on the same rule, worded more politely: hire for attitude. For the boss who has everything, including good manners.
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Art Prints Made in Fort Worth, Texas
Since 1996, Crum Art has created original art, paintings, and art prints in Fort Worth, showing and selling work at hundreds of art shows across Texas.
Every print is made here in Fort Worth after you order it, signed, and on its way in 1–3 business days.
Print Details
- Museum-grade giclee: archival pigment inks on 100% cotton rag paper
- Unframed and sized to fit standard frames
- Studio-made, artist-signed prints only available directly from Crum Art
Made in Texas.
Made with love. Signed by hand. Shipped with care. Hung with joy.
No Assholes Allowed
Art Prints by Betsy Crum
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- Signed by hand
- Archival paper
- Standard frame sizes
- 14-day returns
Ships from Fort Worth in 1–3 business days · $4.95 flat, free over $100 · Questions? Text 817-965-0169
Order by Monday, December 14 for delivery by Christmas.
Hangs as a set of 2Be Nice & No Assholes Allowed2 prints from $80 · curated to pair
Product FAQ
What does the No Assholes Allowed sign say?
No Assholes Allowed, with Have a Nice Evening underneath it. Betsy paints it in real roadside-sign format, standing under an open Texas sky.
Where does the No Assholes Allowed line come from?
It nods to Southwest Airlines founder Herb Kelleher, whose office ran on the same rule. Betsy puts it on signage because that is where plain Texas instruction usually turns up.
Where does No Assholes Allowed hang best?
It was built to be office wall art: law practices, workspaces, and any door where expectations need setting early. It does the same job as entryway art in a house that runs on the same policy.
How is this different from the big-sky No Aholes print?
This one keeps the sign front and centre, so the message reads first. The big-sky edition drops the sign low in the frame and hands most of the picture to the sunset.
Will this look like an original painting or a print?
Crum Art takes the scanning and photographing of original paintings seriously — we work to capture the texture of the canvas or paper the original was created on, so that texture shows through in the print. Combined with the cotton rag paper’s own subtle surface and the hand-signing, many customers say they cannot tell if it’s an original or a print. That’s intentional. These are not flat digital reproductions — they are art prints that carry the soul of the original.
What sizes does this print come in?
Our art prints are available in standard rectangle and square sizes. Rectangles: 8x10 unframed matted to 11x14, 11x14 unframed, 16x20, 18x24, and 24x36. Squares: 8x8 unframed matted to 12x12, 12x12 unframed, 16x16, 20x20, and 24x24. Each size ships ready to frame, making it easy to find the right fit for your wall.
How do I make a gallery wall with art prints?
Start with an anchor piece and build outward — many Crum Art prints are part of series designed to group together as a statement gallery wall, or hang individually as standalone pieces. Since every image is sized to fit standard frames, mixing sizes is easy: lay the arrangement out on the floor first, keep about two to three inches between frames, and center the whole grouping at eye level.